A Regular Occurrence.

[A restaurant, evening]

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Hi! My name's Kathy. I'll be your server today.

How's everyone doing? 

Good, thanks. 

Great. Well, welcome! Can I get y'all some water for the table?

Yes, please. Bottled. Still. 

You bet! Would you like it with ice?

No, thanks.

How about lemon and lime?

Sure.

Is that to the lemon...or the lime?

Lemon's fine.

Got ya! Do I hear an accent?

Yep.

Where you guys from?

The UK.

Oh, whereabouts? I had a friend that lived in the UK once! They loved it!

London.

Oh wow! I've never been but always wanted to go!

My friend lived in Essex I think.

That's cool.

How's the weather there? Always raining right?

Actually we're having a heatwave at the moment. Very sunn-

That's crazy! We love the Queen here! William and Kate too!

That's nice of you. 

What brings you guys to The States? Business or pleasure?

Family.

Really? Where?! 

New York.

I hope you have a great time! We're excited to have you here.

Is that all I can get for you guys today?

Yep, for now.

How about some fries?

No, thanks.

We do sandwiches?!

No, thanks. 

Can I interest you in our snack menu?

Nope. 

Just to mention we also have our happy hour starting in 20 minutes. 

Great.

Can I recommend the Passionfruit Martini? It's my favourite. People love it!

Maybe later. 

We had a guy have one too many last night. He fell over and landed right on his nose! It was bad, but so funny!

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Go on, you're on holiday! 

(Silence) 

Well, let me know if there's anything I can do for y'all. Happy to help! 

(Nods) 

Great! I'll be right back with your water!

My name's Kathy!

Holla if you need anything!